"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 07/25/2020 at 13:42 • Filed to: None

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PSA: Don’t ever look up the poet James  Joyce’s love letters to Nora Barnacle

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/25/2020 at 13:53

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https://www.theparisreview.org/blog/2018/02/02/james-joyces-love-letters-dirty-little-fuckbird/

Wow, I guess I never really knew how long those phrases went back. 

CB > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/25/2020 at 13:58

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You know everyone here takes a warning as a challenge, right?

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > CB 07/25/2020 at 14:03

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https://www.theparisreview.org/blog/2018/02/02/james-joyces-love-letters-dirty-little-fuckbird/

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 07/25/2020 at 14:08

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https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/74934/13-nsfw-lines-james-joyces-incredibly-dirty-love-letters

wkiernan > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/25/2020 at 14:13

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Thanks for the warning, but too lat e. Eeeew .

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/25/2020 at 15:03

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Penthouse Forum letters 1904 style. Nice.

WilliamsSW > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/25/2020 at 15:23

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Me right now

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 07/25/2020 at 15:46

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Do penthouse letters talk about farts in a sexual manner?

Nom De Plume > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/25/2020 at 17:40

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Whoa, don’t waste all your material on a single post. Penthouse name brand name alone could merit a full series.

On topic for this off topic vehicular place called Oppositelock:  Dirtiest vehicle related sexual description I’ve ever read was “grinding reverse in her slippery transmission of love.”

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Nom De Plume 07/25/2020 at 18:02

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I, uh, didn't even reveal the most shocking thing